adz:
Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:my cat does this before he pukes
(Source: jesterdevils, via grannycountertops)
Your significant other… is a goldfish
Explain?
A snack that smiles back
(via waterjugs)
Americans be
shart
in the local walmart
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
Michael Langdon: “the hole you need filled is not in your face or in your ass, but in your heart”
Gays:
(via allteenrelates)
In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.
23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺
Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.
Another cat
many oranges
(Source: humantested-turingapproved, via guy)
